oooh, shiny!

prudencepaccard:

How is it that I can’t retain the Russian verbs of motion that I learned four years ago and yet I remember that ten years ago my French teacher asked the class to translate the sentence “The salt is alone on the dirty floor”?

Because Russian verbs of motion are evil. I think I’d need a refresher course & I took Russian for 6 years.

deducingtimeangel:

They aim to misbehave.
Happy two-year anniversary, Night Vale!

deducingtimeangel:

They aim to misbehave.

Happy two-year anniversary, Night Vale!

bigeyedbabygirl666:

crashpadseries:

"I think it’s important to see more brown people in porn, to see more fat people in porn, and to see more fat, brown people in porn." - Cinnamon, CrashPadSeries.com

Omgawd

bigeyedbabygirl666:

crashpadseries:

"I think it’s important to see more brown people in porn, to see more fat people in porn, and to see more fat, brown people in porn." - Cinnamon, CrashPadSeries.com

Omgawd

sourcedumal:

tranxio:

Sometimes I look up at the moon and think

Dame Judi Dench plays Dungeons & Dragons

She was introduced to the game by Vin Diesel on the set of Chronicles of Riddick

And now she DMs for her granddaughter

This is our world

That is the best thing I have ever heard

kickass-pics:

it comes with 2 subwoofers 

kickass-pics:

it comes with 2 subwoofers 

fatart:

unknown

Is everyone really too lazy to use google reverse image lookup? It took me 3 minutes to look up the original here.  
The artist is moonstone-goddess and their deviantart page is here.

fatart:

unknown

Is everyone really too lazy to use google reverse image lookup? It took me 3 minutes to look up the original here. 

The artist is moonstone-goddess and their deviantart page is here.

singlemom74676b:

image

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: africa-by-toto]

OMG, I have that rocking horse.

teamfreekickass:

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

a person has a transgender child

they are a transparent